processFulness? ProcessFoolness!

 

Of course this is an April’s fool joke. In fact, it would be a joke every day of the year.

 

Because, processes and feelings? Come on, processes have nothing to do with feelings.

 

And because of technology, processes will also have nothing to do with humans anymore in the near future.

 

The jobs of normal people will disappear because of full automation/robotizing of processes.  And the large amount of staff hobbies surrounding processes will disappear because artificial intelligence easily can take over these jobs.

 

So, no humans are needed anymore to execute, manage and improve processes in the future. 

 

I know a lot people think this is very bad.  But, it’s not bad at all! It’s the best thing that could ever happen to mankind!

 

Ok, it’s a fact that 99% of the current workforce will lose it’s job.  And that could make you worry. How do I support my family? How do I provide them shelter and food?

 

There is no need to worry, because there is still the other 1%. They are the owners/investors of all the companies with all the technologies that will take our jobs.

 

So it’s not us, it’s them who have the biggest problem. They invested billions, but there will be no return on investment if no one has money to buy the stuff they are producing.

 

So, it’s pretty obvious they will just give away their money to us, so we can buy their stuff.

 

And isn’t that the best win win situation ever? We don’t have to work and we’ll just get money for free to buy the stuff from the owners of technology.

 

It’s the end of capitalism as we know it. It’s the new socialism!

 

Who said change isn’t good?  I really can’t wait. In fact, to me it’s going much too slow. I think I should invest in some startups, so I can stop working even sooner.

 

See you on the beach in the near future!